Why Mummy Swears - Gill Sims

Why Mummy Swears

By Gill Sims

  • Release Date: 2018-07-12
  • Genre: Family
Score: 4.5
4.5
From 21 Ratings

Description

The hilarious second novel, and Sunday Times No 1 Bestseller, from author of the smash hit Why Mummy Drinks.

Welcome to Mummy’s world…
The Boy Child Peter is connected to his iPad by an umbilical cord, The Girl Child Jane is desperate to make her fortune as an Instagram lifestyle influencer, while Daddy is constantly off on exotic business trips…
Mummy’s marriage is feeling the strain, her kids are running wild and the house is steadily developing a forest of mould. Only Judgy, the Proud and Noble Terrier, remains loyal as always.
Mummy has also found herself a new challenge, working for a hot new tech start-up. But not only is she worrying if, at forty-two, she could actually get up off a bean bag with dignity, she’s also somehow (accidentally) rebranded herself as a single party girl who works hard, plays hard and doesn’t have to run out when the nanny calls in sick.
Can Mummy keep up the facade while keeping her family afloat? Can she really get away with wearing ‘comfy trousers’ to work? And, more importantly, can she find the time to pour herself a large G+T?
Probably effing not.

Reviews

“God, she’s funny” – Jilly Cooper

“Full of laugh-out-loud moments, it’s a must-read” Hello Magazine

“Honest and very funny – it’s a tale that mums will identify with” – The Sun

“Reading Why Mummy Swears will be to some mummies just like having that 5pm snifter – it makes you feel that little bit better.” Private Eye

“Sim’s latest offering is a hilarious follow-up to her bestselling debut… you’d be forgiven for thinking the blogger behind Peter and Jane couldn’t pull it off twice – but she has” – The Sunday Post

About the author

Gill Sims is the author of the hugely successful parenting blog and Facebook site ‘Peter and Jane’. Her first book Why Mummy Drinks was a bestselling hardback fiction debut of 2017, spending over six months in the top ten of the Sunday Times Bestseller Charts, and was shortlisted for Debut Novel of the Year in the British Book Awards.

She lives in Scotland with her husband, two children and a recalcitrant Border Terrier, who rules the house.

Gill’s interests include drinking wine, wasting time on social media, trying and failing to capture her lost youth, and looking for the dog when he decides to go on one of his regular jaunts.

Reviews

  • Disappointing

    1
    By Notbrokedontchange
    I loved Gill’s first book. Had a story and was very funny - laugh out loud funny. However this book is just one long moan about the kids and husband with the occasional rant thrown in. I’m a third of the way through and haven’t laughed once, in fact it’s all rather depressing. If you read Gill’s Facebook page you may have come across many of the ideas on there. I probably won’t bother to finish it sorry
  • A must read for every Mum

    5
    By RAZ 2255
    A really catchy read, excuse yourself for a long as humanly possibly from the outside world to enjoy this book. Hilariously funny to the point you may snort with laughter in public or sob a little. Once again the trials of a now full time working mother summed up perfectly with a dash of humour on the side.