ComedyJake and Rosa assimilate to their new lives behind bars, but both are coping in very different ways. Jake bonds with his cellmate, Caleb (guest star Tim Meadows), and is forced to join a prison gang led by notorious inmate Romero (guest star Lou Diamond Phillips), in order to gain his protection. Meanwhile, in the women’s prison, Rosa puts Holt and Terry to the test by having them complete outrageous favors for her. Back in the precinct, Amy and Charles are doing all they can to exonerate their colleagues.
ComedyWhen the warden (guest star Toby Huss) asks Jake to investigate Romero’s (guest star Lou Diamond Phillips) drug smuggling operation, Jake and Caleb (guest star Tim Meadows) find themselves caught between the loyalty Jake has sworn to both of them. Meanwhile, Amy is offered a deal by a local mobster who claims he can prove that Hawkins (guest star Gina Gershon) is guilty, but Holt and the rest of the gang think they have a safer plan.
ComedyNow that he’s officially back at the precinct and desperate to solve a real case, Jake finds a loophole to get out of his temporarily designated desk duty. Unfortunately, that loophole rests on his ability to pass an official evaluation performed by Holt. While Charles provides Jake with moral support, Terry and Amy help Rosa, who believes Pimento may be cheating on her.
ComedyThe Nine-Nine embarks on its fifth annual Halloween Heist and, as usual, everybody has a plan and no one is safe. Relationships and friendships are tested as the title "Amazing Human Slash Genius" must be snagged by midnight, leaving everyone pitted against each other.
ComedySteve and Roger are bird-watching when they see a strange man steal the bird eggs. Steve and Roger follow the man and learn that he is part of a secret organization that collects rare and endangered bird eggs. Steve joins forces with a college professor to stop the collectors, but Roger develops egg madness and joins the collectors. Meanwhile, the Smith transforms into an Italian family after trying a new pasta sauce.
ComedyFrancine is happy watching vapid morning talk shows and ignoring real world news. When she decides to surprise Stan at work she accidentally discovers that Stan has been running her favorite show in an attempt to shelter her from the real world. Francine turns to Roger who leads her into the twisted world of conspiracy theories. Meanwhile, Steve and Klaus help Snot’s family move into a new apartment.
ComedyIn the eleventh season premiere, Amy gives Sheldon an answer to his proposal, while Howard and Bernadette struggle with some unexpected news. LAURIE METCALF returns as Sheldon’s mother, Mary; RIKI LINDHOME returns as Ramona; and STEPHEN HAWKING returns as Himself.
ComedyWhen Sheldon petitions Wil Wheaton to appear on the new Professor Proton show, Wil offers a role to Amy instead; Penny gets angry when she thinks the female protagonist in Leonard’s novel is based on her.
ComedyBoabby has ambitious new ideas for the pub and it seems the regulars do not figure in his plans, prompting them to take matters into their own hands. Meanwhile, Winston is forced to move out of his flat for a while, but no one is keen to take him in, and Isa is on a mission to find out who is throwing her a surprise birthday party.
ComedyBoabby is persuaded to have a lock-in at The Clansman to mark the passing of Craiglang's much-respected undertaker, so the regulars enjoy outdoing each other with stories of the most famous person they've ever met, dead or alive. Later, news spreads that a creepy new undertaker, Sheathing, has moved into Craiglang. Isa reckons that he's the grim reaper. Jack decides to figure out who this mysterious new undertaker really is. But when Isa turns up at Victor's door in a complete panic and Sheathing appears unannounced, Jack and Victor have no option but to take matters into their own hands.
ComedyStan believes it is his patriotic duty to join the American Census as an enumerator. He is disappointed to learn that the Census is disorganized and is not filled with patriots like him. Hayley joins the Census because she needs a job, and quickly she and Stan find themselves competing to count the most people. But as they count their neighborhood, they discover a disturbing pattern of missing people. Meanwhile, Klaus convinces Steve and the boys to become fashion models.
ComedyWill (Eric McCormack), Grace (Debra Messing), Jack (Sean Hayes), and Karen (Megan Mullally) attend the wedding of Will's ex-boyfriend, Vince (special guest star Bobby Cannavle). While Grace tries to keep Will from making a scene, Jack learns that his wedding hook-up has many strings attached.
ComedyRaj finds himself in the middle of a domestic drama when he learns the woman he’s dating, Nell (guest star BETH BEHRS), has a very upset husband, Oliver (guest star WALTON GOGGINS). Also, when Sheldon rents his old room back for a quiet place to work, he drives Leonard crazy by being a model tenant.
ComedyLeonard and Howard are furious when they learn that Sheldon went to work with the military behind their backs. While Bernadette is on bed rest, she asks Raj to investigate when she suspects Ruchi might be trying to steal her job. Guest star DEAN NORRIS returns as Colonel Williams.
ComedySheldon and Howard plan birthday celebrations for Amy and Halley, respectively. Leonard receives a Christmas letter from his brother that causes him to spiral out about his own lack of accomplishments.
ComedyBart puts his lucky red cap in the laundry, turning Homer’s white shirt pink. When he wears the pink shirt to work, Homer is sent to a mental institution where his roommate is a big fat white guy who believes himself to be Michael Jackson. Homer’s roommate and Bart collaborate on a song for Lisa’s Birthday – which she believes to be the best present she ever got.
ComedyFor 9-year-old Sheldon Cooper it isn’t easy growing up in East Texas. While the gifted and somewhat naïve Sheldon deals with the world, his family must find a way to deal with him. His father, George, is struggling to find his way as father to a boy he doesn’t understand. Sheldon’s mother, Mary, fiercely protects her son in a town where he just doesn’t fit in. Sheldon’s older brother, Georgie, does the best he can, but it’s tough to be cool when you’re in the same class with your 9-year-old brother. Sheldon’s twin sister, Missy, sometimes resents all the attention Sheldon gets, but she’s the one person w
ComedyDel reckons he's discovered a miracle. The statue of the Virgin Mary at the local church has been spotted weeping. Del soon has the cream of the world's media paying to fill the event - and, of course, it's nothing at all to do with a leaky church roof.
ComedyTransplanted New Zealanders Bret and Jemaine--a.k.a. Flight of the Conchords--search for romance and gigs in New York City. At a bohemian party, Jemaine falls for Sally (who used to date Bret), but Bret spoils the moment back at their apartment. Meanwhile, their manager Murray shares his two-pronged plan for the band that includes making a music video, and Bret deals with the advances of Mel--the band's lone obsessed fan.
ComedyIn the season finale, Manny’s father, Javier, shows up for his graduation and takes him out on a wild night of celebration, and then Jay steps in to pick-up the pieces. Meanwhile, the Pritchett-Dunphy-Tucker clan is getting ready for Luke and Manny’s big day and dealing with the emotions that come with seeing your kids grow up and leave the nest.
ComedyTo discover who would be most qualified to be Best Man and Maid of Honor at their wedding, Sheldon and Amy subject their friends to a series of secret experiments; Penny reveals her true feelings about Amy.
ComedyEveryone deserves a little alone time now and then, so when Mitch and Jay separately seek out a much-needed retreat from the family and end up at the same resort, it becomes clear just how “related” they really are. Meanwhile, Phil and Claire can’t seem to really enjoy the empty-nester life, and Cam, not knowing what to do with himself while Mitch is away, drops in on Gloria’s to lend a hand.
ComedyBeth and Eric are hoping to have a quiet festive feast on their own, but Cathy and Colin turn up, their trip to the French Alps having been thwarted by a cancelled flight. Neighbour Christine piles in too with granddaughter Madison, after daughter Sophie is delayed in Paris by the same disruption. While Beth and Eric's son Ian, over with new boyfriend Gordon to drop off presents, admits their other plans have fallen through and asks if they can stay on for dinner. With a meal for two now stretching to six, Christine and Cathy reveal their own particular take on the spirit of Christmas.
ComedyIan and Jaz have invited Beth and Cathy over to theirs for a quiet drink but Cathy's over-exuberant dancing causes consternation with the downstairs neighbour. Colin and Eric discover they have some time to kill before the start of their evening watching Andy Murray play tennis but their choice of activity leads to Christine being much more involved in their night than they'd have liked.
ComedyDisaster following a row with Sophie means that Christine has to stay over at Eric and Beth's. Beth isn't impressed with Eric’s new makeover Eric's of Ian's old room. Cathy and Colin have a bust-up when she discovers that Colin has been using his laptop for something quite unrelated to work.
ComedySimon and his new girlfriend Tara are on a double date with Will and her friend Kerry. Will weighs up spending time with a boring girl for the prospect of some action. - Strong language and adult humour
ComedyIn a South Park homage to the 1981 film "Heavy Metal," the boys are trying to get Kenny off the latest drug craze that's captured the junior high and under set. Meanwhile, Kyle's parents become concerned that their son is getting high when they find contraband in his room.
ComedyMeet Mr G, an ego-driven drama teacher on a mission to change the face of Drama education; Ja'mie King, a bitchy private school girl on a student exchange, set to make her mark; and Jonah Takalua, a mischievous Tongan schoolboy with the odds stacked against him.
ComedySeries Premiere. Attending an elaborate launch party, Richard and his computer programmer friends--Big Head, Dinesh and Gilfoyle--dream of making it big. Instead, they're living in a communal Hacker Hostel owned by former programmer Erlich, who gets to claim 10% of anything they invent there. When it becomes clear that Richard has developed a powerful compression algorithm for his website, Pied Piper, he finds himself courted by his egomaniacal corporate boss Gavin Belson, who offers a $10 million buyout by his firm, Hooli. But Richard holds back when well-known investor Peter Gregory makes a counter-offer.
ComedyGeneral Melchett has given the command for the company to go 'over the top,' that is to say, charge into No Man's Land and to their certain deaths. Blackadder's last attempts to escape the inevitable end in failure, so together with George, Baldrick and Darling he must make the final ascent up the trench to face the German guns. Digitally remastered version.
ComedyA school reunion in the Nag's Head signals Roy Slater's return to Civvy Street after years in the 'Nick'. But why has this crooked ex-copper decided to come back to Peckham when he is universally loathed? Just as they begin to believe that he really has changed for the better, Del discovers the real reason for his return...
ComedyAt a back yard barbecue, Ned Flanders announces he’s opening a new store devoted to merchandise for left-handers. Homer secretly wishes Flanders to fail, and Ned undergoes a series of business reversals leaving the Flanders family living in a car, with Homer the last hope tot save the Leftorium. Meanwhile, Bart pretends to be taking karate lessons, only to be beaten up by bullies.
ComedyExcruciating stomach cramps and a constant diet of health salts might drive some people to visit a doctor, but not Del. Oh no, he's only suffering from that scourge of all serious yuppies, PMA (Positive Mental Attitude)!
ComedyMeet Daniel and Nathan's favourite rapper S.mouse, the biggest selling hip-hop artist of all time, who finds himself under house arrest after pooing on a police car. Meanwhile, Nathan is also busted for the same act and faces a future at deaf boarding school. Gran settles a new inmate, Talib, into the prison. Contains strong language.
ComedyAfter a celebratory party at the Hacker Hostel, Richard and Erlich learn that Peter Gregory won't pay up until they deliver a viable business plan--one that includes a slimmed-downed staff. A desperate Richard hires former Belson underling Jared, and they set about trying to trim the fat. While Gilfoyle and Dinesh prove themselves essential, Big Head's place in the company is less certain.
ComedyAs Rachel prepares to leave for Paris, the gang hosts a farewell party for her. Instead of facing them all together, she takes each person aside to offer a private good-bye. But one friend is offended when he is excluded. Meanwhile, Monica barks out strict orders as she precisely packs for her new life in the suburbs with Chandler, and they keep a watchful eye on the extremely pregnant mother, Erica (recurring guest star Anna Faris), of their future adopted child. Also, while cleaning the apartment, Chandler finds a surprising item that belonged to one of the previous occupants of his and Monica's guest room.
ComedyCarrie's book-launch party becomes a major New York event, but Samantha's plans to look beautiful for it go awry. Later, Charlotte loses her 'plus one' thanks to Bunny, while Miranda considers how long she should wait before letting men know she's a mother.
ComedyAfter a particularly trying morning, Marge has a breakdown and stops her car on bridge. The family gets her a trip to Rancho Relaxo, a local spa, leaving Bart and Lisa with Patty and Selma and Maggie with Homer, who almost immediately loses her.
ComedyStewie doesn’t like Brian’s stand-up comedy jokes, so the two of them fight. To get back at Brian and make him jealous, Stewie builds a robot friend. But when the robot outsmarts Stewie and dumps him, Brian and Stewie reunite. Meanwhile, Lois forces Peter to get a new mattress.
ComedyThe day has arrived for Phil and Claire to drop Haley off at college, which is a difficult moment for any parent, but it's made worse when they manage to really embarrass Haley. Meanwhile, Manny forces Jay and Gloria to take a baby class... they humor him and go, but end up being a bit of a disruption; and Mitch and Cam drop Lily off for the first day of kindergarten, but when she gets into a tussle with another little boy, they end up having a meeting with the boy's confrontational lesbian parents.
ComedyRuth Jones and Di Botcher star in a Christmas Special of the heart-warming comedy drama. Stella makes plans to spend her first Christmas with Michael. However, when he is called away to Birmingham to deal with a family emergency she decides she has to pour her attentions into hospital work. Meanwhile, with the panto season in full swing, Aunty Brenda puts her unique spin on the town's production of Cinderella.
ComedyLeonard angers the university – and the entire physics community – after he gives an embarrassing interview. Also, Amy and Bernadette bond over having to hide their success from Sheldon and Howard. NPR Host IRA FLATOW returns as himself, and REGINA KING returns as Mrs. Davis.
ComedyIt's Damien Trotter's christening, and Del is making the most of the opportunity to strike a "cushdy" deal with the Vicar trading pre-blessed wine. Meanwhile, with their marriage on the rocks, it is a chance for godparents Rodney and Cassandra to talk things through. But when Del sees some tickets to Florida for sale at the travel agents, he manipulates Rodney's marital strife to gain himself the holiday of a lifetime.
ComedyPhil and Claire have a five-year plan, and that's to vacation and enjoy life once Luke leaves for college. In order to keep all that on track, Phil is going in for a vasectomy. Meanwhile, Jay and Gloria disagree about whether or not to find out the sex of the baby; Gloria is in denial about needing maternity clothes; and now that Lily's in kindergarten, Mitchell tries to gently steer Cameron towards a part-time job to occupy all his extra time.
ComedyAs Sheldon stresses out about picking a wedding date, Amy tries to convince him that he has a more laid-back side by recording him talking in his sleep. Meanwhile Raj and Stuart (series regular KEVIN SUSSMAN) compete to win the heart of Bernadette’s new coworker, Ruchi (guest star SWATI KAPILA).
ComedyHoward and Sheldon bond over their relationships with their disappointing fathers when they drive to the desert to shoot off a model rocket. Meanwhile, it rubs Leonard the wrong way when his mom (CHRISTINE BARANSKI) finds a new best friend in Penny.
ComedyAs part of his community service, Tracy (Tracy Morgan) takes on the duties of coaching an inner city little league team from Knuckle Beach, the worst neighborhood in New York. Jack (Alec Baldwin) has a special interest in the team and wants to turn these underprivileged kids into winners. He showers them with gifts of a new scoreboard, backstop, a fresh pitcher's mound and tuxedo uniforms, only to have the plan backfire with protests and uprising. To make matters worse, Jack fires Tracy as coach and hires Kenneth (Jack McBrayer) as the new team leader. Back in the writer's room, Jamie (Guest star Val Emmich) the new young,
ComedyWhen Sheldon kicks Amy out to work solo, she and Leonard bond during a series of science experiments. Meanwhile, Bert, the geologist, replaces Howard in his band, “Footprints on the Moon,” and Sheldon finds Penny a surprising source of scientific inspiration.
ComedySheldon goes head-to-head with WIL WHEATON (recurring as Himself) for the role of the new Professor Proton; Meanwhile, Penny steps in to take care of Halley when Bernadette and Howard both wind up on bed rest.
ComedyA huge thunder storm brings wide power outages and the whole family congregates at Jay and Gloria’s to use their generator, but Jay has one foot out the door desperately trying to make it to a reunion with some old Navy buddies. Meanwhile, Phil tries to be the hero and redeem himself after a very embarrassing public panic attack earlier, but only causes more headaches for everyone. Mitch and Cam grasp at straws trying to salvage Lily’s birthday party where the most popular girl at school is in attendance, and Haley turns up the seduction efforts with Andy.
ComedyBeth and Eric Baird's Hogmanay goes horribly wrong as family, friends and neighbours descend on their home. As they count down to the bells in traditional Scottish style, a lively evening is assured as drink flows and Beth's legendary steak pie comes out of the oven. Secrets are revealed, tempers fray, scores are settled and a gazebo is destroyed.
ComedyBrian falls in love with a tech support worker in India, so he and Stewie travel there to find her. Meanwhile, Joe invites Peter to his bingo night, but when Peter becomes the new center of attention, Lois helps Joe reclaim the group.
ComedyClaire has somehow turned into super mom, running Jay’s closet business and yet still has time for all the duties at home. The kids could not be happier, but Phil could not be more frustrated. Unbeknownst to him, Claire has a secret weapon called a personal assistant. Meanwhile, Joe is going through a fussy phase, and Jay and Gloria are beyond sleep deprived, so they both cut some corners that they know the other would not like and go to great lengths not to get caught. And Mitch and Cam are treated like second-class guests at their friends’ wedding, which Pepper has organized, and they spend the whole time figuring wh
ComedySo much can happen to the Pritchett-Dunphy-Tucker clan in five minutes! Mitch and Cam have five minutes to catch a new flight while fighting the effects of sleeping pills they took prematurely. Then at Rainer’s birthday dinner, Haley and Rainer are forced to reevaluate their entire relationship in the five minutes before the birthday cake arrives. Meanwhile, Phil and Claire pay a surprise visit to Alex and are given a five-minute surprise introduction to her new boyfriend. Finally, with only five minutes to catch a movie, Manny has to find the perfect parking space and endure Jay and Gloria’s backseat argument.
ComedyGloria, Claire, Haley, Alex, Lily, Luke and Manny are equally committed to showing their support for gender equality and the women’s movement in very different ways. Meanwhile, Jay and Phil are at odds on how their parking lot attendant, Joan (guest-star Niecy Nash), should be running their lot, and jealousy ensues when Pam prefers Mitchell’s help over Cam’s with her baby.
ComedyHayley’s plan for a fun-filled girl’s day with Rainer Shine’s teen daughter may be a little more angst-filled than expected. Meanwhile, Luke finds himself in a compromising position with a widow at the club (played by Joely Fisher) and unwittingly helps his grandpa, Jay, with his petition. At the Pritchett-Tucker home, Gloria, Phil and Cam have formed a secret alliance to ensure their respective “mistakes” are concealed from their spouses. However, their diabolical plan may be derailed when Mitchell starts suspecting something just isn’t right.
ComedyWith things not panning out with his new co-star, Drama plots to get Dice back on the show. Eric meets up with Sloan's ex-stepmother, and the two end up commiserating over their exes. In an effort to repair his image, Vince agrees to a Vanity Fair interview, while Ari has an awkward business meeting with Dana Gordon.
ComedyAfter his interview, Vince tries to make things right with journalist Sophia Lear. Ari gets a reality check from his lawyer about his divorce. Eric receives an over-the-top gift from Melinda Clarke, and some unsettling news from Johnny Galecki. Turtle meets with his East Coast partners on a new business venture. Drama shows his solidarity.
ComedyFrank Dunphy’s Roaring 20s-themed wedding day is finally here, and to get into the spirit, Phil gets the Dunphy clan to show up in costume. Once Claire and the kids realize they are the only ones dressed-up, they feel it’s time for a “funny” intervention with Phil. Meanwhile, Jay has mastered the art of saying no, but soon realizes that if you say no too many times, people stop asking; and Cam is in for a big surprise when he finally stops hiding behind Mitchell and stands up to his sister Pam.
ComedyRaquel's parents are coming to lunch so Del pulls out all the stops - if only Uncle Albert knew the difference between coffee and gravy granules. The next morning, Rodders' stock-take reveals Trotters Independent Traders Company's assets as an artificial leg, some Showaddywaddy LPs and a broken watch. But Raquel's father knows a bit about antiques and spots something that will change their lives forever. Could it really be that "this time next week" they'll be millionaires?
ComedyWhen Eric raids the freezer after coming in from a night out, he leaves the door open and all the food inside defrosts. Beth has options - chuck it all out? Claim on the insurance? Cook everything at once and invite everyone over to eat it all? It's no decision really. Everything goes well until Cathy urges Colin to go next door and get something out of their freezer to replace the defrosted food…
ComedyTim and Rachel finally appear to have 'done the deed' and are confronted by a horrified Gareth, who is perhaps most upset by the realisation that he'd still like to 'do' Rachel even though she is now, as he so charmingly puts it, sloppy seconds.
ComedyIn Las Vegas on business, Spencer gets reacquainted with Chloe, an old flame now working for Wayne, while Ricky challenges the odds in a game of dice. Set up by Joe to represent Kisan, a top running back, Jason ends up sweating it out in a tough neighborhood. Charles gets a public-speaking primer from Julie; Vernon and Reggie make a risky endorsement deal.
ComedyJess is ready to tell Nick of her true feelings for him. Meanwhile, Nick takes a meeting with a book publisher, as Aly helps Winston reconnect with an important person. Then, Cece and Schmidt receive big news.
ComedyIt's been 30 years since Northern double-act Len and Tommy last appeared on stage together, that fateful night at the Glasgow Pavilion. Then Tommy walked out on Len, and that was curtains for Cheese and Crackers. Until now - and one last gig in front of an invited audience.
ComedyOn the ninth season premiere, Axl returns home from his summer trip to Europe, sporting a man-bun and with a new, chill European outlook on life. Mike just wants him to clean up and look for a job, but Frankie thinks Axl will do this on his own and asks Mike to give him a little breathing room. Meanwhile, because Sue worked the entire summer at Spudsy’s and missed out on having any fun, she decides to cram in a whole summer of fun in two days before going back to college; Brick makes the decision to break up with Cindy because he doesn’t want to be tied down in a relationship when he’s about to embark on the revelry
ComedyThe gang celebrate Oakley's birthday with a day of excursions - sadly all organised by Oakley himself. The action packed day culminates with a paintballing skirmish and a surprise visit to the hospital.
ComedyIn the 100th episode, Lois and Peter go on a cruise, leaving Stewie and the family behind. Upset with Lois for leaving him at home, Stewie vows to carry out a diabolical plan. When Brian challenges him to actually do it, Stewie stows away on the ship, finds Lois and...well...the title of the episode says it all.
ComedyWhile all of Quahog assumes she's dead, Lois returns from the wilderness and names Stewie as her killer, but he goes on the run while Joe leads a manhunt around Quahog. Then, Stewie tries to take over the world and in the interim auditions for the American Idol judges Simon Cowell, Randy Jackson and Paula Abdul. Meanwhile, Lois realizes that she must stop Stewie.
ComedyIt's Christmas time and the Welsh contingent have been invited to celebrate the festive season with the Shipmans. So with the help of Dave and his coach; the Wests head East. Dawn and Pete have come round for Christmas Eve drinks, and Pete's brought his aged mum. Mick has an enormous turkey soaking in a bucket, Bryn has his mistletoe set to standby and Pam has a cracker of a present under the tree for Mick. But will the season still be jolly when Smithy sees how attached Dave is to baby Neil? Or when Bryn elaborates further on the fishing trip? But most importantly...will there still be tidings of comfort and joy when Gavi